Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Irrational Fears

I am afraid of having my eyes closed while in the bathroom. Mostly while showering. I don't think I need to explain why I am paranoid about not being able to see or hear (from the noise of the shower) if someone comes in to slash me through the curtain. Add to that the fact that I am scared of getting water in my eyes, and I'm a basket case.
The whole idea of a shower curtain is what gets to me the most. It's the perfect hiding place. I used to check behind the curtain before I sat on the toilet in every bathroom ever, every single time.
I haven't done that in a while, mostly because we have clear shower curtains and have since we got married. I mean, who were we trying to hide from? Right? Clear choice.
So, I had sort of forgotten about my fear of someone sneaking into the bathroom while I was showering. Until today while I was showering, I looked down and saw my 3 yr old standing outside my shower curtain with a bag of popcorn like the stealthy little ninja that he is. Now I remember. :)

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